November 2009
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Ryan Conklin in MTV Special Return To Duty →
The long awaited MTV follow-up special about the recall to active duty and deployment to Iraq of The Real World Brooklyn’s Ryan Conklin is finally going to be aired.
This is the…
October 2009
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I think I will wear a white mock turtleneck shirt, black running jacket and jeans tonight. Versus my normal business attire, it’s a costume.
Halloween: Do I hide and hope kids at the door will eventually leave or do I pelt them from upper window with corn again to drive them away?
Trick-or-treaters almost here! Time to heat up the waffles and turn on the p0rn! Hey, I didn’t ask them to bother me here at home.
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Woke up singing the new @RyanAConklin song. I don’t care for most rap, but after watching Ryan’s vid 30 or 40 times, it keeps growing on me.
For those of you that have been duly concerned about my lingering lack of pumpkin pie, know that I’ve managed to seize the last one at Kroger.
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Ryan Conklin in Return To Duty on MTV →
The MTV special about Ryan Conklin being deployed to Iraq is finally going to air. The show is titled “Return to Duty” and will be broadcast on traditional Veteran’s Day, November 11th, 2009…
I’m still thinking about my absent pumpkin pie that I was unable to acquire last evening. Perhaps I yet have time tonight to go Krogering.
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This is getting hard to keep up, but @RyanAConklin appearing in MTV’s Return to Duty special: http://bit.ly/3chCuf
Please note that I did not reply to Ryan’s mouth comment with “The mouth of a gifted man can impart much satisfaction if used pleasingly.”
This is a rather long lunch break. I need to go back to the office and manage my people.
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Ryan Sings About His Views On Iraq →
After many months of being stationed in Iraq, Ryan Conklin created a musical lament of how he felt about being there. It’s a song he wrote about some of the things make him him unhappy about the experience. To showcase the song, Ryan also recorded a performance video of himself singing it, showing him in various scenes around his Army base.
#hesnotthatintoyou if you still feel empty inside. If he’s tickling your stomach, he’s really, really into you. (And girl, you lucky).
I like how this guy talks with his accent: http://bit.ly/2CVVwd. He’s Spanish, but he speaks English with a Spanish/British accent. Love it.
See “Sacred Spain” at the Indianapolis Museum of Art. 70 Spanish 17th c. works, many never seen in the U.S. before. http://bit.ly/4FSjA3
I highly recommend the documentary “The Rape Of Europa”, about the plundering of art by the Nazis. Very important, very informative.
I know me job, pleasing the mob. I give ‘em what they want for just two bob. Just two bob. Well, that’s my job. But this is so fantastic …
#whattimeisitnow that all of my watch batteries have died? Seriously, is everything still moving or has time really stopped? I’m confused.
#mymomsaid, “Your dad’s family are just carnival people.” - True story, and technically, she was correct.
Family of Billy Bell of SYTYCD says respect their privacy. Why don’t they respect the fans and just say what the illness is? Why a secret?
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Ryan Conklin And Paranormal Activity →
In a real-life situation that eerily mirrors a scene from the movie Paranormal Activity, Ryan Conklin recently experienced a frightening encounter with the beyond and the inexplicable. …
I nominate Spencer Pratt to be on the fast track to #sainthood. Not because of any good deeds, but because he would have to be dead first.
In the memo field of the check I stole from her, I wrote #happybirthdayjackie. I wanted to show she meant more to me than just the money.
#whenwewereyoung we soiled our clothes without concern or embarrassment, and let others wash them. Oh, to be carefree like that once more.
Concerning the Ares I-X rocket launch scrub, only Dr. Hans Zarkov, formerly of NASA, has provided any explanation. (“Mutants!”)
For the record, politically I am an independent, disliking both Democrats and Republicans. My philosophy is mainly Libertarian. - Freedom!
Comedic story of the President having the Federal Reserve print increasingly less valuable dollars: Weekend at Bernancke’s #obamamovies
A tale about truth in government: Gone With The Spin #obamamovies
A movie about far we are from the President doing something positive for middle-class taxpayers: From Here To Eternity #obamamovies
Updated version of the Lifetime channel movie: Mother, May I Sleep With Dangerous Deficits? #obamamovies
HTH’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”. http://bit.ly/18FzVb #MusicMonday
#itshouldbeillegal for anyone to entice you back to their place without first disclosing that they collect Cabbage Patch Dolls. The horror.
I still remember the happy times, like dreaming of your rotting head on a pike displayed as a warning to others. #lettertomyex
Unfortunate @ryanaconklin news http://bit.ly/2L4X7f
Ryan Conklin And Baya Voce →
In reviewing the search terms that people use to find this Ryan Conklin fan site, it can been seen that the number one thing people have searched for in connection with Ryan’s name has been…
I always want to wear a costume for Halloween, but my friends won’t do it also. I want to do either a Renaissance prince or Union officer.
So right before I slapped the b*tch up, I said #happybirthdaykaty. I try to be mindful of special days even when taking care of business.
Paranormal Activity: one of the worst movies of all time. The hype is a lie. The audience I was with couldn’t believe how stupid it was.
About Ryan Conklin's Book →
By now everyone with a 2010 Ryan A. Conklin calendar* will have marked April 6th as the publication date of Ryan’s book, An Angel From Hell. Or maybe have the whole period from the 1st…
About @ryanaconklin ‘s book: http://bit.ly/4aHY2c
Sometimes people flirt that way. RT @waynooooo Old people are doing my head in today! Some woman keeps pushing a wheelchair into me, argh!
RIP Kanye West. Also, Kanye West claims that George Bush hates dead people.
Ryan Conklin Reveals The Answers →
In response to questions that he had solicited from his fans, Ryan Conklin has provided an entertaining and informative set of answers for the first batch of questions that he has selected…
I was too tired to do it yesterday, but I have a recap of what inquiring minds want to know about @ryanaconklin http://bit.ly/rRO39
RT @Scott_Herman The contest is going AMAZING! Keep voting so I can provide the best content for my fitness videos http://bit.ly/kfSxv
#igotacrushon on you. Yes, you. I’m keeping it on the DL though.
On the trending topic controversy, tally me under “know God”. It is what it is.
I got dental floss stuck between molars today a few minutes before a meeting. I started to panic, but I managed to get it out in time.
I bought a new monitor tonight, 24”, 1920x1080, 2ms, but I feel too tired to take it out of the box. Watching Heroes on DVR instead.
What really happens when an unstoppable @RyanAConklin meets an immovable object? http://bit.ly/3rAYWZ